When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

buzzfeed:

It’s been a really wild year on this website.

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

deanspurity:

get to know me meme | [2/5] favorite tv shows

I mean, come on, we hunt monsters! What the hell?! I mean, normal people, they see a monster, and they run. But not us, no, no, no, we — we search out things that want to kill us. Yeah? Huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We… are insane! - Supernatural (2005)

jaclcfrost:

this asshole

[gestures to favorite character]

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

sexyseventhgrader:

it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

  1. baby: d... d... d...
  2. father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  3. baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  4. baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
TWD + tumblr text posts

hennigobrien:

get to know me meme: [3/?] favourite tv shows → shameless

nobody’s saying our neighborhood’s the garden of eden. hell, some people say god avoids this place all together.

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